tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85719241298243851482024-03-13T18:40:21.148+02:00Overheard in BrasovVladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-51471227411080521392011-10-25T13:32:00.002+03:002011-10-25T13:32:12.330+03:00CONCURS : Cea mai buna voce brasoveana !<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;">,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;">,Va astept pe toti la concurs ;) puteti deveni ,,Cea mai buna voce brasoveana" <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1319538511_16" style="line-height: 1.22em;">Daca</span> ai intre 17 si 25 de ani nu ezita sa te inscrii ! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;">La noi - vocea </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;">conteaza ! </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;">Premiul concursului - 2 melodii inregistrate in studioul </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;">muzical si o sedinta foto ! </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;">NOI TE FACEM VEDETA !"</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #454545; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 13px; line-height: 15px;"><br style="line-height: 1.22em;" />Cu deosebita consideratie,<br style="line-height: 1.22em;" /><br style="line-height: 1.22em;" />Lacramioara Popescu Bâsca <br style="line-height: 1.22em;" /><br style="line-height: 1.22em;" />Director -Casa de Cultura a Studentilor-Brasov</span>Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-23385586309139268002011-10-17T22:56:00.001+03:002011-10-17T23:00:37.596+03:00PRO ROŞIA MONTANĂ !Nu vreau să ramân indiferent . Vă sfatuiesc sa nu o faceţi nici voi !<br />
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Filmele sunt preluate de pe siteul oficial al campaniei : <a href="http://www.scrisoarecatreromania.ro/">http://www.scrisoarecatreromania.ro</a>Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-52668583598575011242011-10-15T19:48:00.002+03:002011-10-15T19:49:54.514+03:00Va invit la teatru !Duminică, 16.10.2011<br /><br />FANTEZIILE SEXUALE ALE SOŢULUI MEU APROAPE CĂ M-AU ÎNNEBUNIT –sala mare, ora 19.00<br />de John Tobias<br /><br />Regia: Şerban Puiu<br />Decorul: Mihai Mădescu<br />Costumele: Luana Drăgoiescu<br />Cu: Mihai Bica, Gabriela Butuc, Demis Muraru, Viorica Geantă Chelbea, Mădălin Mandin<br /><br />Preţul biletelor: <br />Categoria I - 11 lei; <br />Categoria II - 9 lei <br />Preţ redus pentru elevi, studenţi: 5 leiVladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-23604594225675051592011-10-15T10:40:00.003+03:002011-10-15T10:43:28.891+03:00Cuvinte complicate .Discutie surprinsa la Festival`39.<br />-Acolo trebuie sa folosesti cuvinte complicate ... "exhaustiv" din ala. Nu orice fel de cuvinte.. Stii ce zic ?Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-55644736298861463682011-10-14T17:22:00.002+03:002011-10-14T19:08:20.771+03:00Lanasare v2 . Daca tot am renovat ... Sa "ne radem" un pic .Am revenit, aparent in forta ! ne puteti gasi si pe Facebook ... nu mai stati pe ganduri si apasati butonul de " LIKE " din partea dreapta a siteului.<br /><br />Voi incerca sa diversific un pic lucrurile pe aici , asadar o sa va tin la curent si cu activitatile importante care se desfasoara in Brasov. <br /><br />Pentru a deveni colaboratori, pentru a da sugestii şi comentarii adresa de contact este suntmuci@gmail.comVladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-76269035928361160632009-11-23T14:52:00.003+02:002009-11-23T14:55:51.480+02:00Mama cu un baiat exemplarDiscutie surprinsa in autobuzul 22 intre 2 persoane de sex opus :<br />Ea-"Eu pe baiatul meu l-am prins la jocuri mecanice cand era mic ... l-am batut si l-am certat.. i-am explicat ca pe banii mei nu face el asa ceva"<br />El-"Foarte bine ati facut doamna!"<br />Ea-"Acuma are 22 de ani , nu beau, nu fumeaza .....!"Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-17425083245815773422009-10-18T23:42:00.003+03:002009-10-18T23:46:23.522+03:00MondenitatiSambata seara in fata clubului The Moose . Discutie surprinsa intre o fata si un baiat.<br />El:"-Cum e inauntru , misto ? "<br />Ea:"-E fain , dar cred ca la Kasho e mai fain ca sunt parcate masini mai misto !"Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-48683976306710974002009-10-14T14:44:00.000+03:002009-10-14T14:45:39.329+03:00Din ciclul Romania francofona , prezentam ...Intr-un centru comercial, doua vanzatoare:<br />- Good bye, tuh!<br />- Good bye! Bine ca acuma am invatat si noi franceza!<br /><br />Overheard by crazy girlVladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-11658672612437377812009-10-12T19:53:00.002+03:002009-10-12T19:56:49.892+03:00Profesori , studenti , cursuri ....Profesorul la curs :<br />"-Ministerul Sanatatii s-a despartit de Casa Nationala de Asigurari......"<br />Studentul undeva in spatele salii :<br />"-Ca a impins-o si a scuipat-o!! 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"<br />F:"- A murit de 4 ani jumate ! "Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-30014033880576071132009-09-13T16:26:00.005+03:002009-09-14T09:59:17.673+03:00Dansul pinguinului ... aroganta la Brasov !AM CASTIGAT MARELEL PREMIU ! Banii vor fi donati unei fete din Sibiu, Ioana Costea, tanara de numai 19 ani care sufera de leucemie , astfel Zuzi Team BV se alatura celor 120 de tineri din Sibiu care au dansat pentru prietena lor . Multumim tutoror pentru participare !<br /><br />12.09.2009 Punct de intalnire:Modarom.Pe traseu am adunat 187 de ZU-pinguini care au dansat in Piata Sfatului si Str Sforii.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-fp9OsqjSgM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-fp9OsqjSgM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object><br /><br />Cu o zi inainte 11.09.2009 au avut loc antrenamentele pt dans.Mai putin ultima parte care a fost filmata pe strada sforii.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fe44Y2HEGt8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fe44Y2HEGt8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-32261216817905700912009-09-12T14:51:00.002+03:002009-09-12T14:55:44.635+03:00SpeechSolistul unei nunti pe scena la microfon : "Va multumim de ocazia de care ati dat dovada si va dorim felicitari!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-30713001434154129042009-09-12T12:33:00.004+03:002009-09-12T14:28:51.314+03:00Fotbalul si fetele !?!?Un grup de tineri in parc la o masa de sah. Unul dintre tineri exclama :<br />"- Azi e meciuuuu , baaaaa !"<br />O fata care era cu ei la masa :<br />"-Da , azi e meciuu ! "<br />Toate privirile se indreapta spre ea si este intrebata ce meci e astazi .... raspunsul ei :<br />"-Aaaaaaaaa , meciu ala .... aaaaaaaa ... Steaua cu Franta ! "Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-7849644512158691372009-09-07T15:07:00.002+03:002009-09-07T15:39:03.099+03:00In autobuz...In autobuz pe linia 6, cateva scaune in fata mea, un tanar discuta aprins la telefon. Fragmente din conversatia telefonica a individului:<br /> "Da ma, mi le-a pus 6 rosii in plasa, am plasa la mine, nu vezi?"<br /> [...]<br /> "Domnu' Dan, vreau sa va spun ca daca merg odata la pescuit cu dumneavoastra, la cat de urat sunt, sare pestele pe mal"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-70730305952732662372009-09-01T00:55:00.003+03:002009-09-01T07:54:20.845+03:00Cerbul de Aur<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFMkrMg1gcYxCOZ8ShiOZhvpJyLBhzqpv92ZN3UdndsNNqojnp1ms4zbxE3uRCcVLUOtf_Y53TOJMqojAPAE__PrYOgG84dyvUk1P406Oxn0YUEsvJwej5913JyNKfeIWskrWmRE6UZe7s/s1600-h/DSC00081.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 276px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFMkrMg1gcYxCOZ8ShiOZhvpJyLBhzqpv92ZN3UdndsNNqojnp1ms4zbxE3uRCcVLUOtf_Y53TOJMqojAPAE__PrYOgG84dyvUk1P406Oxn0YUEsvJwej5913JyNKfeIWskrWmRE6UZe7s/s400/DSC00081.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5376255988355727138" border="0" /></a><br /> In toiul repetitiilor pentru Cerbul de Aur, intra pe scena o trupa de muzica dance, 4 concurenti turci, 2 fete si 2 baieti avand niste outfituri foarte ciudate.<br /> Prezentatorii care le-au facut intrarea in scena, vorbeau retrasi in backstage,uitand ca microfoanele lor au ramas deschise:<br /> - I-ai vazut pe astia cum sunt imbracati?...in pizda ma-sii, ma aud inca in microfon!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-90542139736251744782009-08-30T19:00:00.001+03:002009-08-30T19:02:36.371+03:00Proverb batranescIntr-un bar un client beat catre altu : "Baaaaa.... caramida mica ridica buturuga mare!!!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-5824518833637611572009-08-26T00:04:00.003+03:002009-08-26T00:18:07.926+03:00...o mare nelamurireLivada Postei seara, pe banca alaturata un grup de tineri, liceeni probabil, discutau diverse. O fata din grup avea o nelamurire si intreaba un baiat dintre cei prezenti:<br /> - <span style="font-style:italic;">Prietena mea are ochii caprui, dar a inghitit sperma si acum are ochii albastri, la fel ca prietenul ei...oare cum e posibil asa ceva?</span><br /> Mi-ar fi placut sa fi auzit si ce raspuns a primit don'soara la aceasta intrebare existentiala.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-39870720583263721072009-08-25T17:39:00.001+03:002009-08-25T17:41:46.980+03:00..cu aparatul telefonic<meta equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><meta name="ProgId" content="Word.Document"><meta name="Generator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><meta name="Originator" content="Microsoft Word 11"><link rel="File-List" href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CDan%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml"><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="place"></o:smarttagtype><o:smarttagtype namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" name="City"></o:smarttagtype><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> <w:dontgrowautofit/> </w:Compatibility> <w:browserlevel>MicrosoftInternetExplorer4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:latentstyles deflockedstate="false" latentstylecount="156"> </w:LatentStyles> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if !mso]><object classid="clsid:38481807-CA0E-42D2-BF39-B33AF135CC4D" id="ieooui"></object> <style> st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } </style> <![endif]--><style> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Wingdings; 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Parcheaza,<span style=""> </span>turistii se dau jos, incep sa faca poze, un copil catre mama lui:</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="">-<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span><!--[endif]-->Mami, mami, cate case, poti sa pozesti tot?</p> <p class="MsoNormal">Soferul de autobuz, simtind nevoia de o completare:</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="">-<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; font-size: 7pt; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal;"> </span></span><!--[endif]-->Mai bine sa faca cu aparatul telefonic.</p> <p class="MsoNormal"><o:p> </o:p></p> <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman";">In alta ordine de idei tot din partea soferului de autobuz, in postura de ghid, aratand catre zidurile cetatii: “…erau mai multe porti ele de intrare…”</span><span style=";font-family:";font-size:12;" ></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-59262440413616678232009-07-21T18:26:00.004+03:002009-07-21T18:34:12.159+03:00Gigi Becali si pensionarii din parcUn grup de pensionari in parc :<br />"A:-Uitati-va ba si la Gigi asta ,<alfabet>este "alfabet", nimic nu stie ... daca il intrebi o ecuatia de gradu I nu stie sa o faca , ce sa mai zic daca il intrebi de Moara cu noroc de Ioan Slavici , nici nu stie ca exista!"<br />B:-E "cioben" <cioben> , ba , si a ajuns cu bani... acuma e europarlamentar noroc cu Vadim ala !"<br />C:-Cine dracu` l-a votat pe asta sa ajunga europarmalentar ?<br />A:-Ei , aia de le-a facut el case .<br />C:-Aaaaaaaaa, da ai dreptate.<br />A:-Pai nu sunt pe numele lor casele , sunt pe numele lui Gigi , mama lui de bandit !"</cioben></alfabet>Vladhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07466468682516590606noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-82666758605189657472009-07-19T23:46:00.002+03:002009-07-19T23:50:36.787+03:00Ea stie ce vrea...Intr-un bar o fata la masa vb cu trei baieti : - Deci ... ceea ce vreau este diferit de ceea ce-mi doresc!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-31447838722522451982009-07-18T13:52:00.000+03:002009-07-18T13:53:22.795+03:00Dubii"- Pe ce stradă suntem?<br /> - Pe pietonală!!!!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-22543220855824025172009-07-17T22:52:00.003+03:002009-07-17T23:06:47.384+03:00Gicu şi GhiţăGicu şi Ghiţă în autobuz, conversau de zor.<br />Gicu la un moment dat: "- Auzi, tu câte Dacii ai? Că eu vreo trei!"<br />Iar Ghiţă susţine că acum nu mai e la modă să spui: " Te scot la o bere ci te scot la una rece!"<br />Autobuzul ajunge la destinaţie, iar Gicu dă cu capul de bară urlând nevoie mare: "Cea mă-tii!!"Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8571924129824385148.post-47290739340211796592009-07-17T22:36:00.003+03:002009-07-17T22:43:48.577+03:00AnimalsPovestea îi aşa.....Că era X şi Y, şi ei scrumau într- o conservă de pateu....<br />Apare Z care işi aprinde ţigara, scrumează şi scuipă pe jos.<br />X: Ce faci băi?? tu nu vezi că noi am făcut srumieră?! eşti ca un animal!!<br />Z: Da ce, animalele scrumează şi scuipă pe jos?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0